Loose and Hanging Low

In the beach town of Monterrico, Guatemala there is a HUGE problem roaming the streets. Fat dirty pigs with their vaginas hanging out. This is no laughing matter, I personally am offended by all the vaginas I have seen strutting down the street, rolling in the dirt or rubbing themselves against a tree trunk. Also, pig sex is probably the most disgusting and painful of all the animal,mammal sexual encounters.

Another concern of mine is for the poor unfortunate female dogs who have apparently been pregnant far too many times with their nipples overly stretched and saggy to the ground.

And dog owners please note, neuter your dogs. Seeing those things swinging back and forth could cause an accident.

Animal genitials everywhere.