Facts.

1. Nicaragua is apparently the safest country in Central America. I haven´t had my life threatened yet so I guess it bets Panama.
2. Everyone here has fake teeth. You do not want to have to go to the dentist in Nicaragua.
3. I weighed myself outside of the supermarket the other day and I haven´t gained a ridiculous amount of weight like I thought I did though I´m pretty sure all of those 5lbs came from sitting on my ass and drinking in Panama.
4. I milked a cow! Successfully!
5. Nicos like country and english music. A lot.
6. Dale Pues is my new favourite spanish saying.
7. Nicaragua is the more interesting country I´ve been to as of yet.
8. It is also the dirtiest country and the streets smell of burning garbage and dust burns your eyes and nose constantly.
9. LOUD MUSIC
10. Bathrooms have no sinks?
11. Toilet seat, ok to sit, no toilet seat, work those quads. Though I´m pretty sure its never really ok to sit.
12. Playboy bunny stickers can often be found beside Jesus stickers on buses.
13. Men will whistle at you even sitting in a church.
14. Toña and Victoria are my favourite names for national beers
15. Talked to some girls on Big Corn Island, asked if they went to school and one girl told me her mom won´t let her go anymore because she pood. Seriously.